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Blind Item #1

Sinong HB gel ang may ONLY CHILD SYNDROME?

Definition of ONLY CHILD
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An only child is a child with no siblings, either biological or adopted. First-born children are temporarily only children and thus have a similar early family environment. The influence of being an only child is controversial, but a considerable amount of theory exists on the subject. G. Stanley Hall, known as the founder of child psychology, called being an only child "a disease in itself."

Yun na!

"Osamaaaaaaaaaaa"

After going to the gym last night, Haze, Chubbytoo and I met up with Jellybelly and, as usual, had a great time heckling each other which made our stomachs hurt because of too much laughing (there must be something in the Starbucks coffee and tea...hmmmm).

Anyway, sobrang dami ng booboos, we were even able to come up with new terms and discovered some things from history na hindi tinuturo sa school.

Nag-Maroon 5 = nagmamarunong sa mga usapan.
Kwento ---
Chubbytoo: Ang Starbucks Tea ba pwedeng maka-earn ng sticker? Kasi hindi ako umiinom ng coffee e.
RR: No. Hindi ata. Coffee drinks lang.
Chubbytoo: Huh?? Sigurado ka? Kasi, bakit ganun, nung nag-tea ako sa Starbux eh hiningan ako ng sticker card?
RR: Hindi. Coffee lang.
Chubbytoo: Huh?? Pero nga, ilang beses ako uminom ng tea eh hiningan ako ng sticker card? Meaning, pwede ang tea!
RR: Pwede nga siguro. Sige, pwede na.
Chubbytoo: Nagmama-roon 5 ka ata e! Hehehehehe...

feat. = featuring
Kwento ---
Jellybelly sent Haze 17 songs, Timbaland Presents Shock Value CD. Comment ni JB, "Grabe ang dami namang feat. sa mga kanta ni Timbaland (referring to his songs like: Apologize feat. OneRepublic, Release feat. Justin Timberlake, among others). Sino kaya si feat.? Ang bilis naman sumikat ni feat. dami agad kanta") duhhhhh??!?!??!??!

Osamaaaaaaaa = When you're stressed and you want to relax. Just close your eyes and form your fingers ala yoga and say "Osamaaaaaaaaaaa"
Kwento ---
JB: Alam nyo bang Moslem pala si Obama?
Hzl: Huh? Baka si Osama.
All together now: "Osamaaaaaaaaaaa"

mag-Toastmaster = Uhhhmmm, aaaahhh
Kwento ---
Hzl: Grabe wala akong ginagawa. As in wala. Kanina pinanood ko yung debate ni Clinton, Obama, at ni Huckabee (siya nga ba, Haze?)
JB: Talaga?
Hzl: Yes. Alam mo si Obama, parang nagsa-stammer siya.
RR: Panong stammer?
Hzl: Puro "uhhhmm, aaaaah" sa speech niya.
RR: Ah, alam mo, kailangan niyang sumali sa Toastmaster
Marie (straight faced, real serious while drinking her coffee): Oo nga.
(wala lang, gusto ko lang siya isama hehe)

Abraham Lincoln = first black US President
Kwento ---
RR: Naku, pag nanalo si Obama, meron na namang black president ang US.
JB: Oo nga. Hindi naman siya ang unang black US president diba?
RR: Yup. Sino pa nga ba ang naging black na US President?
JB: Si Lincoln!! bwahahahahaha

P.S. Kaming apat lang pumunta ng Starbucks, pero we had 5 drinks. Bakit kamo? Dahil sa Starbucks planner na yan ni JB.

Funnies #3

Remember yesterday's Funnies #2? Read on.

lil_jnx: uy uy congrats
Miles*: huh? for wat? hehe
lil_jnx: hehehe nag deny pa
Miles*: di nga...saan
lil_jnx: sa OAS daw
Miles*: huh? indi ha
lil_jnx: teka hindi ikaw
lil_jnx: ma. imelda ab__
lil_jnx: asus
Miles*: hahahahaha
Miles*: sabi ko na nga ba
Miles*: wrong person ehehehhehee

Funnies #2

Today, 12 September 2007
2:03pm

lil_jnx: kelan nga ba na upgrade to 5 si miles?
rhea V: hindi ko alam e
lil_jnx: 6 na pala sya sa OAS
rhea V: sinong level 6? sinong taga OAS yan?
lil_jnx: si miles daw nakuha sa level 6 oas opening
rhea V: si miles!!!!?????
rhea V: sino nagsabi????
lil_jnx: administrator doo doo sa oas
rhea V: sige tatanungin ko siya
[Reeyah YMs Miles]
rhea V: asa singapore daw siya, nag iintay ng eroplano
rhea V: hahahahahahahaha
rhea V: hayuf ka
rhea V: imelda ab__ daw yon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS. Miles and Imelda have the same last name.