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Thursday, March 27, 2008

HB Moment # 3: Antipatikong Messenger

At 1:30pm today, I got a call from a messenger of Globe who's at the Main Lobby.

Messenger: Hello, Ma'am, ito po ba ang office ni Mr. XXXXXX?
Ako: Opo. Ito nga.
Messenger: Ma'am pwede pong pakisabi yung phone nya galing sa Globe andito na po. Pwede na nyang kunin.
Ako: Naku, wala pa sya eh. Pwede bang ako na lang ang mag-receive nyan?
Messenger: Ay, hindi po pwede ma'am eh. Dapat sya po, personal po kasi ito eh. Dapat may authorization kayo na mag-receive.
Ako: Eh mamaya pa sya dadating, mga 2:00 pa siguro kasi may lunch sila eh.
Messenger: Naku, 2:00 pa po? Pano po kaya ito?
Ako: Kung gusto mo bumalik ka na lang mamaya.
Messenger: Naku madami pa akong pupuntahan eh para deliveran. Pano kaya ito?
Ako: Wala tayong magagawa kasi ayaw mo naman ipa-receive sa akin. Kaya bumalik ka na lang
Messenger: Kasi nga po ma'am wala kayong authorization.
Ako: Oh kaya nga, bumalik ka na lang.
Messenger: Tsk..tsk..ang dami ko pang pupuntahan eh. Ay, ma'am. Pwede po bang kayo na lang ang bumaba dito?
Ako: Bakit ano yun?
Messenger: May ibibigay lang po ako sa inyo na dapat papirmahan kay Sir.
Ako: (Natatawa na naiinis na ako) Ha?! Eh bakit kukunin ko pa eh babalik ka din naman mamaya diba para ibigay yung phone? Bakit hindi na lang ikaw ang magbigay sa kanya mamaya?

He came back after an hour.

Ring...ring...ring...
Messenger: Ma'am anjan na po ba si Sir? Andito na po ako.
Ako: Oo nandito na sya.
Messenger: Pakisabi po bumaba na sya. Tsaka pakisabi bilisan na lang po.
Ako: Ha? hahahahaha...Sige sasabihin ko sa boss ko ah na bilisan nya.
Messenger: Opo kasi madami pa po akong pupuntahan eh. Nagmamadali po ako.
Ako: *blag* (puts the phone down)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantipatikoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
HB entry by Claire at 4:27 PM
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4 comments:

jellybelly said...

sabi ko na nga ba post ni kler ito e...bwahahahaha

March 27, 2008 at 5:00 PM
Bex said...

I lab this post!!!

March 28, 2008 at 8:17 AM
Reeyah said...

Bwahahahahaha!

March 28, 2008 at 3:14 PM
Purple Pig! said...

ay buti na lang nung may phone ang tatay ko at wala sya hindi naman antipatiko ang messenger.....

ha ha ha im sure na HB si kler ka-HB nga ang ganyang sitwasyon....

March 30, 2008 at 7:29 PM

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Friday, September 14, 2007

It was 12 June. Independence Day. After an all-morning badminton games, we headed to Persiana, an Indian restaurant along the busy Street of Pioneer, Mandaluyong. We slumped on this long table which comfortably sits 8 famished addicts (holiday na nga, pumasok pa sa opisina para maglaro ng badminton). Cler suggested the resto so we asked her for recommendations. Order here, order there. You can imagine the buzzing of the table - 7 hot ladies and a lone hunk! Talking all at the same time - hecklin', shoutin', laughin', and bitchin'! And we were all bondats!

Since we stuffed ourselves, you might think we calmed down after that. Nah ah! Everyone was hyper - every conversation was carried out in high pitch tone, full of angst! Until one of us hot blooded chick got carried away with her kwento that another chick had to check her pulse on the neck, uttering, "High blood ka ba???!!!" Everyone had a good laugh at that scene and since then "high blood ka ba?" or HB for short has been used in every opportunity. Like, EVERY opportunity. You think it ended here? Nope. In the spirit of spontaneity, one chick suddenly suggestted that we go for coffee and dessert at.......... Tagaytay City! And off we went to Tagaytay (minus the lovely couple C&M). The roadtrip was non-stop hecklin' shoutin' laughin' and bitchin' plus getting lost in Highway 41 (it refers to Exit 41 but for some reason, we call it Highway 41). Caveat: Don't you dare get lost on a road trip. You will never hear the end of it. Never.

There you go - the intro on how the blog name came to be. How about the highlights of the day? It's worth posting, too!

K had a chocolate bar as palaman for her tinapay. Seriously. Kailangan inuulit ang salita ng dalawang beses.
Kailangan inuulit ang salita ng dalawang beses.
M was entirely glued on her PDA the whole time. Anti-Social of the Year.
The birth of Row 1, Row 2 and Row 3
Coffee and dessert at Starbucks, Tagaytay - overlooking Taal Volcano
The famous air-conditioner of the spaceship - dalawang tao lang nakinabang sa aircon pero anim ang pasahero
No sleeping during the entire trip - back and forth
And the most important lesson we learned at the end of the day: if you have a car, ensure that the car stereo is working. You don't want to get stuck in traffic with chicks with iPods.

 

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