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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

High Blood Moment #2: Pag nagmamaganda, sinesermonan

BACKGROUND: I'm arranging my boss' mission to SRI. In her itinerary, she will be staying two nights in SIN, one night of which will be on her personal account. Yesterday, I received a call from Special Agent informing me of a tax charge because of the two nights.

Special Agent: Ma’am, aware naman po si Staff X na may tax na i-chacharge sa kanya na Y amount for staying in SIN diba?
Ako: Huh? We weren't informed.
Special Agent: So ihohold ko po muna ang processing ng TRA nya?
Ako: Okay. Can you send me a written explanation about this? As I need to inform my boss that there is such a charge.

Maayos ang usapan.

Several minutes later, I received an e-mail with a PROFORMA INVOICE. No explanation, whatsoever. I called and asked what it was for, I also sent an e-mail addressed to the sender, and to Special Agent X reminding her of the written explanation.

After 5pm. Nothing.

This morning, I called their trunkline looking for Special Agent X.

Ako: Hi, can you please connect me to Special Agent X?
Operator: May I know who's calling Ma'am?
Ako: This is worst nightmare.
Operator: Okay, please hold Ma'am.

Was put on hold for 1 minute

Operator: Hi Ma'am, tungkol daw po saan ito? Sabi po nya na-process na daw po yung TRA ni Staff X.

My thought balloon: Aba! At nagmamaganda?! Tungkol saan?! Director ka na hindi pwedeng tawagan? At kailangan i-screen?

Ako (controlling my temper): Please tell her this is regarding the tax charge for Staff X. I just want to follow up the email that I asked from her. Can I talk to her please?
Special Agent: Yes, ma'am?
Ako: Hi, Impakta, na-send mo na ba yung e-mail na hinihingi ko kahapon?
Special Agent: Nag-email na daw sila kahapon ah. Tsaka nag bigay ka na daw ng "Go" dun sa TRA.
Ako: Wala akong natanggap na e-mail. Ang natanggap ko proforma lang, na wala man lang explanation kung para saan yun. I need an explanation why we are being charged for this which I can forward to Staff X. At hindi ako nagbigay ng go.
Special Agent: Yun na nga po yun. Yung proforma para sa tax.

My thought balloon: This is a recording.
Ako: Special Agent, hindi ba humihingi ako ng e-mail, written explanation, kung para saan yung tax? I sent an e-mail to you about this.
Special Agent: Ah okay. Sige po, ipapapull out ko sa front desk yung e-mail nyo para masagot kayo.
Ako: And one more thing Special Agent, hindi ba kami pwedeng tumawag sayo? Kasi parang nakakabastos na pag tatawag ako sayo babalik pa sa akin yung operator para lang tanungin kung tungkol saan yung tawag ko.
Special Agent: Eh kasi po Ma'am sinescreen lang main yung calls. Kasi meron namang iba na pwedeng ihandle ng front desk.
Ako: Pero when I called asking for you, it means that I need you. Not any agent. Right? Tapos may sasabihin pa yung operator nyo na hindi ko naman primary concern.
Special Agent: Ah okay. Sige po, sasabihan ko ang operator.

I got tired. It seems she's not getting my point so I hung up.

When you're a service provider, the first thing you have to do is LISTEN, and you have to do this really well to satisfy your customers. LISTEN. If you fail to listen the first time, I assure you your suggestion box will be full in no time.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow! first post ni kler super HB! i sympathize though. dapat mapalitan na yan amex talaga

Anonymous said...

Holy cow! You must be pretty HB to post this! I sympathize with you, too. Sinabihan mo siya talaga ng impakta??? at your worst nightmare??? As in???

Anonymous said...

@JB Super! Pero hindi na ngayon. hehee
@ bexbex...hindi ko naman sinabi na impakta...in my mind lang. pati ung worst nightmare. bwahahaha

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Friday, September 14, 2007

It was 12 June. Independence Day. After an all-morning badminton games, we headed to Persiana, an Indian restaurant along the busy Street of Pioneer, Mandaluyong. We slumped on this long table which comfortably sits 8 famished addicts (holiday na nga, pumasok pa sa opisina para maglaro ng badminton). Cler suggested the resto so we asked her for recommendations. Order here, order there. You can imagine the buzzing of the table - 7 hot ladies and a lone hunk! Talking all at the same time - hecklin', shoutin', laughin', and bitchin'! And we were all bondats!

Since we stuffed ourselves, you might think we calmed down after that. Nah ah! Everyone was hyper - every conversation was carried out in high pitch tone, full of angst! Until one of us hot blooded chick got carried away with her kwento that another chick had to check her pulse on the neck, uttering, "High blood ka ba???!!!" Everyone had a good laugh at that scene and since then "high blood ka ba?" or HB for short has been used in every opportunity. Like, EVERY opportunity. You think it ended here? Nope. In the spirit of spontaneity, one chick suddenly suggestted that we go for coffee and dessert at.......... Tagaytay City! And off we went to Tagaytay (minus the lovely couple C&M). The roadtrip was non-stop hecklin' shoutin' laughin' and bitchin' plus getting lost in Highway 41 (it refers to Exit 41 but for some reason, we call it Highway 41). Caveat: Don't you dare get lost on a road trip. You will never hear the end of it. Never.

There you go - the intro on how the blog name came to be. How about the highlights of the day? It's worth posting, too!

K had a chocolate bar as palaman for her tinapay. Seriously. Kailangan inuulit ang salita ng dalawang beses.
Kailangan inuulit ang salita ng dalawang beses.
M was entirely glued on her PDA the whole time. Anti-Social of the Year.
The birth of Row 1, Row 2 and Row 3
Coffee and dessert at Starbucks, Tagaytay - overlooking Taal Volcano
The famous air-conditioner of the spaceship - dalawang tao lang nakinabang sa aircon pero anim ang pasahero
No sleeping during the entire trip - back and forth
And the most important lesson we learned at the end of the day: if you have a car, ensure that the car stereo is working. You don't want to get stuck in traffic with chicks with iPods.


 

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